{"store":{"baseInfo":{"podcastTitle":"Phone Me Please","slug":"phonemeplease","podcastDescription":"

Phone Me Please is a lighthearted show where we analyze, we laugh, and we do not spiral. These are the musings of a queer 20-something who still can't figure out if the internet broke society or if society broke the internet. For each weekly episode you are guaranteed some pop culture and society commentary, and funny personal stories. New episodes every Thursday! I'm calling…will you pick up? ★ ☏

","podcastLogo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/4830622/IMG_7524.png","podcastShareLogo":null,"podcastUrl":"https://phonemeplease.podbean.com","podcastCanSearched":false,"feedUrl":"https://feed.podbean.com/phonemeplease/feed.xml","theme":"elegant","podcastDeepLink":"https://www.podbean.com/pw/pbblog-p67qk-49b59e?from=usersite","removePodbeanBranding":"no","brandingLogo":null,"timeZone":{"timeZoneId":14,"gmtAdjustment":"GMT-05:00","useDaylightTime":0,"value":-5,"text":"(GMT-05:00) Bogota, Lima, Quito, Rio Branco","daylightStartTime":"Second Sunday Of March +2 Hours","daylightEndTime":"First Sunday Of November +2 Hours","timezone":null},"podcastDownloads":null,"totalEpisodes":7,"showComments":true,"iOSAppDownloadLink":null,"customizeCssUrl":null,"androidAppDownloadLink":null,"showPostShare":true,"showLike":true,"author":"chelsy’s hivemind","enableEngagementStats":false,"shareEmbedLink":"https://admin5.podbean.com/embed.html?id=pbblog-p67qk-49b59e-playlist","language":"en","sensitivitySessionExpireTime":3600,"podcastApps":[{"name":"Podbean App","link":"https://www.podbean.com/pw/pbblog-p67qk-49b59e?from=usersite","image":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/fs1/site/images/admin5/podbean-app.png","title":null}],"components":{"base":[{"id":"MainStyle","val":"light"},{"id":"Font","val":"Avenir"},{"id":"SecondaryFont","val":"Avenir"},{"id":"PlayerColor","val":"#8fc31f"},{"id":"PlayerStyle","val":"player1"},{"id":"PlayerWave","val":"show"},{"id":"Favicon","val":null},{"id":"CookiesNotice","val":"hide"},{"id":"CookiesNoticeContent","val":"

Cookies Notice

This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. By using our website you agree to our use of cookies.

"},{"id":"EpisodePageListenOn","val":"hide"},{"id":"EpisodePageCustomizeComponent","val":"hide"}],"home-header":[{"id":"HomeHeaderTextColor","val":"#000000"},{"id":"HomeHeaderBackgroundColor","val":"#ffffff"}],"page-header":[{"id":"PageHeaderTextColor","val":"#ffffff"},{"id":"PageHeaderBackgroundColor","val":"#868686"}],"episode-list":[{"id":"EpisodeListType","val":"simple-list"},{"id":"EpisodesPerPage","val":10},{"id":"EpisodeStats","val":"show"}],"navigation":[{"id":"NavigationFontColor","val":"#000000"},{"id":"NavigationBackgroundColor","val":"#e9e9e9"},{"id":"NavigationSearch","val":"show"},{"id":"NavigationLinks","val":[{"id":"Home","type":"Link","value":"/","text":"Home","subitems":[]},{"id":"Subscribe","type":"Link","value":"https://www.podbean.com/site/podcatcher/index/blog/e52Jp0uVzixV","text":"Subscribe","subitems":[]},{"id":"Profile","type":"Link","value":"https://www.podbean.com/user-0rn8N6tGdsld","text":"Profile","subitems":[]}]}],"footer":[{"id":"FooterType","val":"Footer2"},{"id":"FooterFontColor","val":"#ffffff"},{"id":"FooterBackgroundColor","val":"#000000"},{"id":"FooterCopyright","val":"Copyright 2025 All rights reserved."},{"id":"SocialMediaLinks","val":{"facebook_username":"","twitter_username":"","instagram_username":"","youtube_username":"","linkedin_username":""}}],"customize-container1":[],"customize-container2":[]},"allLinks":[],"mainStylesDefaultSettings":null,"defaultCustomizeComponents":null,"scripts":["https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-TP93LLY3WQ","\n window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];\n function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}\n gtag('js', new Date());\n\n gtag('config', 'G-TP93LLY3WQ',{'allow_enhanced_conversions':true});\n"],"metas":null,"appConfig":{"package":"com.podbean.app.podcast","app_store_id":973361050,"app_name":"Podbean","scheme":"podbean"},"customizeCss":null,"canEditCss":null,"enableJsCodeInCustomizeContent":false,"enabledIframeCodeInCustomizeContent":false,"sectionMaxCount":10,"enableEditorLink":false,"enableEditCookiesNotice":false,"siteRedirectToFeed":false,"podcatcherRssUrl":null,"showFeed":true,"showTopBar":true,"enableWebSiteLike":true,"organizationName":null,"organizationPageLink":null},"backToListUrl":"/","tinymceLoaded":false,"listEpisodes":[],"userLikedEpisodes":[],"userLikeCheckedEpisodes":[],"topBarIframeLoaded":false,"listTotalCount":0,"listTotalPage":0,"listPage":0,"listType":"all","listValue":"","listName":"","pageLoading":false,"apiBaseUrl":"https://phonemeplease.podbean.com","apiV2BaseUrl":"","apiCommonParams":{"t":"6a24ea9d","clientSignature":"ab84ec216f2f498b05fd6923a4732b7b","u":null,"customizing":null},"apiCommonHeaders":{},"comments":[],"commentsTotalCount":0,"commentsTotalPage":0,"commentsPage":1,"commentEpisodeId":"pb27882203-5ghdy","episode":{"id":"pb27882203","idTag":"5ghdy","title":"3 - The Polyester Epidemic…My Impossible Search for 100% Cotton Pajamas","logo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/4830622/IMG_7524_300x300.png","shareLogo":null,"largeLogo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/4830622/IMG_7524.png","previewContent":null,"content":"

Have you been struggling to find affordable 100% cotton pajamas? Me too. So let's chat about it.

Sources:
★ Salfino, C - //sourcingjournal.com/topics/lifestyle-monitor/why-natural-fibers-fit-fall-winter-cozy-sleep-loungewear-trends-1234766329/
☏ Archie, A. - //www.npr.org/2026/01/20/nx-s1-5670290/polyester-fabric-clothing

","publishTimestamp":1776290171,"duration":1599,"mediaUrl":"https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r462qarq78xjfyhg/EP_3a761k.mp3","mediaType":"audio/mpeg","shareLink":"https://admin5.podbean.com/embed.html?id=pb-5ghdy-1a972db","likedCount":0,"deepLink":"https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-5ghdy-1a972db","transcriptUrl":null,"permalink":"/e/3-the-polyester-epidemic%e2%80%a6my-impossible-search-for-100-cotton-pajamas/","downloadLink":"https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-5ghdy-1a972db?download=1","fallbackResource":null,"fallbackResourceMimetype":null,"downloadCount":14,"status":"publish","hasMoreContent":false,"chaptersUrl":null,"explicit":false},"episodeShareLink":null,"deepLink":"https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-5ghdy-1a972db","playlist":{"episodes":[],"current":0,"start":0,"stop":0,"playing":true,"playerLoading":true,"playbackRate":1,"playbackRateIndex":1,"volume":1},"toasts":[],"confirm":null,"customizeEditorFormZIndex":999,"lastRequestTime":null,"validateChangesOnBeforeunload":true,"windowWidth":1000,"VITE_FS1_CDN_URL_PREFIX":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/fs1","reloadStats":false,"userIdEncrypted":null,"userProfilePicture":null,"username":null,"isVerified":false,"loadUserInfo":false,"loginUrl":"https://www.podbean.com/site/user/login?return=https%253A%252F%252Fphonemeplease.podbean.com%252Fe%252F3-the-polyester-epidemic%2525e2%252580%2525a6my-impossible-search-for-100-cotton-pajamas%252F&rts=33dae57f76de26f737ba687a1abda665d50ef3ca","recaptchaV3Loaded":false,"recaptchaV2Loaded":false,"likesLoaded":false,"commentLikeMap":{},"commentOffset":0,"widgetCommentsLoaded":false},"episode":{"id":"pb27882203","idTag":"5ghdy","title":"3 - The Polyester Epidemic…My Impossible Search for 100% Cotton Pajamas","logo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/4830622/IMG_7524_300x300.png","shareLogo":null,"largeLogo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/4830622/IMG_7524.png","previewContent":null,"content":"

Have you been struggling to find affordable 100% cotton pajamas? Me too. So let's chat about it.